I still want them.

passionately

Random IMs

Pirate: did i tell you about my zombie dream i had the other night
Pirate: saturday night
me: no
Pirate: mrs brookes was in one room eating a little girl

Pirate: and a whole bunch of zombies were coming up to our front door and I was like, "It's my dream!! I can make them go away!!"
Pirate: and I was saying to myself "They're not zombies! THEYRE NOT ZOMBIES" over and over
Pirate: but it didnt work
Pirate: and I was hiding in the room above the garage
Pirate: a zombie bit my moms finger
Pirate: and she got infected

Pirate: and I woke myself up talking in my sleep saying "What about the toaster?"

Happy Valentine's Day